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Archive
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date posted
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| Paris Hilton Rendered to Offshore Blackshop |
December 16, 2007 |
| Precinct Collapse Disorder Plagues Coastal Communities |
December 9, 2007 |
| Cancer Causes Cancer, CDC Concludes |
December 2, 2007 |
| Google Body: Users Find Asses with Both Hands |
November 25, 2007 |
| Socal Skyfires Scorch Subprime Skytellites |
November 18, 2007 |
| Who is Satchel Pincher? |
November 22, 2004 |
| What Ever Happened to Futurefeedforward? |
October 10, 2004 |
| American Medical Association Recommends Warning Tattoos for Children |
April 13, 2003 |
| Wal-Mart Opens First 'All You Can Live' Township |
March 23, 2003 |
| Unmanned Aerial President Crashes on Korean Peninsula |
February 23, 2003 |
| U.S. Citizenship, Now with Free Chicken |
February 1, 2003 |
| Bush II Never President, Historians Conclude |
January 5, 2003 |
| NASD to Open Attention Exchange |
December 15, 2002 |
| Intelligent Trusts Infest Indianapolis |
November 10, 2002 |
| Hibernating Actor Uncovered on Antiques Roadshow |
October 14, 2002 |
| Austrian Team Splits 'Ding-An-Sich' |
September 17, 2002 |
| Apple Announces New Pink PiggyMac |
September 8, 2002 |
| Surplus Prisoners to Fill California Teacher Shortage |
August 25, 2002 |
| Foundry Flaw Fells Jackzon Five |
August 12, 2002 |
| Nanominers Freed From Collapsed Artery |
August 5, 2002 |
| LVMH, Prada to Replace Luxury Goods with Warrants |
July 28, 2002 |
| Group Opposes Vouchers for Police, Fire Services |
July 21, 2002 |
| Spam Stalks Steve Case, Attacks |
July 14, 2002 |
| Mnemonic Plague Aerosoluable, Easily Weaponized |
July 7, 2002 |
| Amphibious Whale Trailers Survive Tornadoes, Floods |
June 30, 2002 |
| Rebel Corporations Storm Gaza, West Bank |
June 19, 2002 |
| Biosecurities Asphyxiate Famed Financier |
June 11, 2002 |
| Maryland Startup Sequences English Language |
May 12, 2002 |
| Wireless Designer Labels Help Chic Shoppers Show Off |
May 5, 2002 |
| Exercising Athletes Undermine Drug Olympics |
April 28, 2002 |
| Actor's Death Linked to Interactive Sitcom Sweatshop |
April 14, 2002 |
| Crack Team Hunts 'Zombie' Corporations |
April 7, 2002 |
| New MS Word Feature Checks Files for Copyright Infringement |
March 29, 2002 |
| Court Protects 'Attention Rights' of Media Companies |
March 17, 2002 |
| Headless Reporter Continues Work |
March 10, 2002 |
| MIT Scientist Discovers 'Anti-Money' |
March 3, 2002 |
| Wal-Mart Offers In-Store Futures Trading |
February 19, 2002 |
| FCC to Auction Definite, Indefinite Articles |
February 5, 2002 |
| Japanese Royal Family Escapes from Habitat, Search Continues |
January 24, 2002 |
| Nanocelebrities Dance on Head of Pin |
January 13, 2002 |
| Tyson Markets Organic, Free-range Surrogates |
January 6, 2002 |
| U.S. Federal Government to Move Offshore |
December 20, 2001 |
| Eisner Pummeled by Disney's Frozen Head |
December 9, 2001 |
| Linguists Decipher Warning Message in Genome |
December 2, 2001 |
| Wal-mart Tags Shoppers with Subcutaneous Cookies |
November 25, 2001 |
| Futurefeedforward Cuts 18,000 Jobs |
October 24, 2001 |
| Gates Suffers General Protection Fault |
October 7, 2001 |
| People Sprout Squirrels, Flies |
September 23, 2001 |
| New Camera Offers Product Placement in Snapshots |
September 16, 2001 |
| Ad Pox Cured by Branded Products |
September 9, 2001 |
| Martha Stewart Mauled by Dust Bunnies |
September 2, 2001 |
| Emeralds Are Grue, Sky Is Bleen |
August 26, 2001 |
| Lay an Egg, Grow an Organ |
August 19, 2001 |
| Embryos, Stem Cells Vote Bush in Record Numbers |
August 12, 2001 |
| Tom Cruize Kills Himselves, Police Charge |
August 4, 2001 |
| Scientists Discover, Isolate Limited Liability Person |
July 29, 2001 |
| Jordan's Feet Can Be Your Shoes |
July 22, 2001 |
| Cuba Buys Disney, Announces Redevelopment Plans |
July 15, 2001 |
| Ellen Greenzpan Crushed by Falling Market |
July 8, 2001 |
| Scientists Discover Super-Dense Corporate Cluster |
July 1, 2001 |
| Mosquito-Repelling Genes Now Available Over-the-Counter |
June 24, 2001 |
| Consumer Capitalism Defective, U.S. Issues Recall |
June 17, 2001 |
| Julia Robertz' Bowel Obstructed by Reusable Kraft Single |
June 10, 2001 |
| Diesel-Powered Artificial Heart Packs Punch |
June 3, 2001 |
| Nanotubetops Enable XXXFL |
May 27, 2001 |
| 'Mouth-in-Mouth' Disease Decimates House, Senate |
May 20, 2001 |
| Rupert Murdoch Lobotomized in 'Iron Surgeon' Mishap |
May 13, 2001 |
| Transgenic Weeds Help Hackers Poach Corn Computing Cycles |
May 6, 2001 |
| The Caddy That Zips |
April 29, 2001 |
| Toddler's Conviction Upheld, Execution Looms |
April 22, 2001 |
| Aniston, Pitt Anonymized, Keys Lost |
April 15, 2001 |
| Engineered Corn Communicates, Crunches Numbers |
April 8, 2001 |
| New Free Toilet Paper with Banner Ads |
April 1, 2001 |
| U.S. a Monopoly, Breakup Decreed |
March 25, 2001 |
| Anna Kournikova Deleted by Memeright Trusted System |
March 18, 2001 |
| Money a Waste, Economists Conclude |
March 12, 2001 |
| Toy Uterus Lets Kids Give Birth |
March 4, 2001 |
| Brand Dyslexia Declared 'Epidemic' |
February 25, 2001 |
| Oprah Enters Public Domain, Fans Mourn |
February 18, 2001 |
| Sperm Warfare 'Realistic Threat,' Study Concludes |
February 11, 2001 |
| McDonald's New 'Surplus Value Menu' Pays You To Eat |
February 4, 2001 |
| Celera Issues Recall of 'Diet' Gene |
January 28, 2001 |
| Ted Turner Vanishes in Quantum Superposition Accident |
January 21, 2001 |
| NYSE Officials Plan Animal Sacrifice on Exchange Floor |
January 14, 2001 |
| FeedBank Launches Inter-Temporal Intra-Personal Banking Portal |
January 7, 2001 |
| Amazon.com to Run for Washington Senate Seat |
December 31, 2000 |
| Sir Robert Downey Jr. Chokes on Viral Sushi, Dies |
December 24, 2000 |
| Syringe Found in Egg, ADM Disclaims Responsibility |
December 17, 2000 |
| New Clothing Line to Help Publicly-Held Individuals |
December 10, 2000 |
| Coca-Cola Achieves Consciousness, Declares Independence |
December 3, 2000 |
| Larry Ellison Sinks Off New Zealand Coast |
November 26, 2000 |
| Researchers Seek Treatment for Mad Soybean Disease |
November 19, 2000 |
| Microsoft Announces Handguns with Web Access |
November 10, 2000 |
| Fact-Checking Servers to Reduce Libel Risk |
November 5, 2000 |
| Miniature People Big Holiday Seller |
October 29, 2000 |
| Packaging Sales Surpass Album Sales, Sony Reports |
October 22, 2000 |
| Suicide Artist Fakes Death, Defrauds Patrons |
October 15, 2000 |
| An Ecosystem of Your Very Own |
October 8, 2000 |
| Earth a Franchise, Astrophysicists Discover |
October 1, 2000 |
| Human Jerky: Taboo-Busting Snack Defines Breakthrough Market |
September 24, 2000 |
| At Last, Kids You Can Be Proud Of, Guaranteed |
September 17, 2000 |
| Home-Jailing More Popular than Home-Schooling |
September 10, 2000 |
| Strom Thurmond Cannot Die: Immortality a Reality |
September 5, 2000 |
| Crime Does Pay: GDP Revised to Include Property Crime |
September 4, 2000 |
| New Soap for Cleaning Soap |
September 1, 2000 |
| Coming to a Stain Near You: Ads! |
September 1, 2000 |
| New Company Tells Future, Sells Future |
September 1, 2000 |
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